Postfuck

When you check your facebook page and a facebook whore has posted on every status, link, picture or wall post. Essentially it's when a person feels it necessary to post on everything you say b/c they are either bored and have no life or they have access to facebook via a mobile device and are not paying attention to the road while driving or not working when getting paid to....

God damn it! This bitch has postfucked my facebook page. She has to comment on everything within seconds of me adding a comment!

Postfuck by Uncle Timmy September 25, 2009

potfucker 

a person that fucks flower pots

A person that has sex with a flower pot is called a, potfucker

potfucker by aodsjasd February 5, 2014

post fuck strut 

Phrase
Noun

A term referring to the awkward, somewhat rigid gait/walk that one often exhibits after having engaged in rampant/marathon sex.

It is generally considered to be painful, yet a symbol of satisfaction and pleasure.

Sarah was walking around like she had been riding a horse for 3 days straight, but it was really just a bad case of the post fuck strut.

Tom and I fucked so hard last week that my vagina became terribly chafed and I had the post fuck strut for days!

Note: The post fuck strut is frequently associated with the "post fuck strut and smile" wherein although one is in pain they are smiling because it was all so worth it.

post fuck strut by Margeauxx McBeavers November 16, 2010

Post Fuck Cuddle 

After having some extreme fuck session you and your partner will experience a deep sensation of romantic love cuz that sex was just so damn good son. It is during this process that both you and your partner will be too physically drained of energy and pussy/sausage juice that neither of you could start up that sexual drive. The end result is the Post Fuck Cuddle where both of you just end up spooning after some hot pussy and dick interaction.

"Hey bro how did that date go?"

"Me and that fuego babe had some hot pussy and dick interaction then ended with a good Post Fuck Cuddle

Post Fuck Cuddle by elgrandegallonegro February 5, 2014

posifuckinglutely 

Variation of possilutely; Useful when the situation calls for something a bit more emphatic.

Speaker1: Does John Kerry suck ?
Speaker2: Posifuckinglutely !

posifuckinglutely by DCriddle November 2, 2004

Posifuckingtively 

similar to Absofuckinglutely, this compound word expresses the desire to communicate the fact that the user is extremely confident in what they are saying.

Kevin: Are you sure you want to Ahabing tonight?

Tyler: Of couse I do.

Kevin: Are you sure dude?

Tyler: Posifuckingtively!

Posifuckingtively by Joey Teeter December 18, 2008

Post-Fuck Munchies 

The extreme hunger you experience right after a fuck session. Also known/abbreviated as PFM.

"Man, that was a hardcore fuck sesh, I have a wicked case of the post-fuck munchies. You want pizza?"

Post-Fuck Munchies by RebelFem April 21, 2014