portess
An amazing surname, only the best people have this surname. People with this surname are the prettiest people :)
portess by Surname_pretty October 2, 2021
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Portensibly
"Due to the recent economic downturn, even popular actor Forest Whitaker has been seen double-dipping at the nacho bar, portensibly."
Portensibly by Captain Damage October 15, 2009
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PorterSweat
Extreme sweating from extremely warm weather or external stimuli causing to "panic" or to "worry".
A sweaty substance that if can be controlled could be used to rule the world.
A sweaty substance that if can be controlled could be used to rule the world.
Biked 15 miles around 100 degree philly today and got major PorterSweat.
I'm an hour away from my house and I just realized I left a candle on, I'm gonna start portersweating all over the place unless I get back and put it out.
Replaced my lime w/ #portersweat for this lovely Corona Beer.
I'm an hour away from my house and I just realized I left a candle on, I'm gonna start portersweating all over the place unless I get back and put it out.
Replaced my lime w/ #portersweat for this lovely Corona Beer.
PorterSweat by Jimmy Rollins 262 June 30, 2012
Poetess
Poetess by Female Poet June 13, 2010
porters ass pics
porters ass pics by dixxx enourmous September 1, 2019
Miss Porters School
a prestigious all girl's school founded in 1843. Girls at Miss Porters are beautiful, Gorgeous, Intelligent, and come from money. They are dated by AOF or Salisbury Boys.Many famous women attended Miss Porters includeing Jackie Kennedy, Lilly Pulitzer and Gloria Vanderbilt. Attending Miss Porters comes with a pricetag of $35,000 per year.
Walkers girl #1: "Damn i wish i went to Miss Porters school , those girls are so amazing. I couldnt get in though cause im stupid"
Walkers girl #2: " yeah me too. Those girls are so pretty I wish i could hang out with them."
Walkers girl #2: " yeah me too. Those girls are so pretty I wish i could hang out with them."
Miss Porters School by horse21grl January 17, 2010
porfessional
one who claims to be a professional at something, but has no actual reason to be claiming the title, is known as a porfessional. often artists found churning out large amounts of crap that they purport to be high quality, well thought out and professionally created art are porfessionals.
hey did you see the latest M. Night Shama Lama Ding Dong flick? that guy had some talent for a minute, but now he's just putting out crap writing like any other porfessional.
porfessional by Calamity Brad May 18, 2011
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