portess

An amazing surname, only the best people have this surname. People with this surname are the prettiest people :)

Person1: Wow, look it’s a portess.

Person2: wow, they are so pretty.

by Surname_pretty October 2, 2021

Portensibly

generally speculative; more conjectural than purportedly and ostensibly

"Due to the recent economic downturn, even popular actor Forest Whitaker has been seen double-dipping at the nacho bar, portensibly."

by Captain Damage October 15, 2009

PorterSweat

Extreme sweating from extremely warm weather or external stimuli causing to "panic" or to "worry".

A sweaty substance that if can be controlled could be used to rule the world.

Biked 15 miles around 100 degree philly today and got major PorterSweat.

I'm an hour away from my house and I just realized I left a candle on, I'm gonna start portersweating all over the place unless I get back and put it out.

Replaced my lime w/ #portersweat for this lovely Corona Beer.

by Jimmy Rollins 262 June 30, 2012

Poetess

A female poet.

My friend likes to be a poetess like Mary Oliver.

by Female Poet June 13, 2010

porters ass pics

An average broad with a small, petite, ass, but it appears larger in photos.

Person A: Bella, I'm horny... Can I have Porters ass pics?
Person B: No go ask her yourself.

by dixxx enourmous September 1, 2019

Miss Porters School

a prestigious all girl's school founded in 1843. Girls at Miss Porters are beautiful, Gorgeous, Intelligent, and come from money. They are dated by AOF or Salisbury Boys.Many famous women attended Miss Porters includeing Jackie Kennedy, Lilly Pulitzer and Gloria Vanderbilt. Attending Miss Porters comes with a pricetag of $35,000 per year.

Walkers girl #1: "Damn i wish i went to Miss Porters school , those girls are so amazing. I couldnt get in though cause im stupid"
Walkers girl #2: " yeah me too. Those girls are so pretty I wish i could hang out with them."

by horse21grl January 17, 2010

porfessional

one who claims to be a professional at something, but has no actual reason to be claiming the title, is known as a porfessional. often artists found churning out large amounts of crap that they purport to be high quality, well thought out and professionally created art are porfessionals.

hey did you see the latest M. Night Shama Lama Ding Dong flick? that guy had some talent for a minute, but now he's just putting out crap writing like any other porfessional.

by Calamity Brad May 18, 2011