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super quantum unit intel processor 

A Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor, or, SQUIP, is from Japan. It’s a grey oblong pill, quantum nanotechnology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do. It’s preprogrammed, it’s amazing, speaks to you directly. You behave as it’s appraising, helps you act correctly. It helps you to be cool. It helps you rule...
“Hey, Jeremy, you need a Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor.”
“So...drugs?”
“It’s better than drugs. IT’S FROM JAPAAAAAAAAN!”

Trust The Process 

Basically carrying out a long term task or goal to end with a nice outcome, even if there are hiccups or mistakes made before that good outcome.
P1: I’m in the process of making and art piece, but right now it looks like shit

P2: Just Trust The Process. It’ll turn out better later.

processees 

A way to say the plural form of processes that some dooooosh made up.
Those are a lot of processees just to do one thing.
processees by teeter1122 November 9, 2013

sham process 

Any process that is in actually a non-process, something that is in fact such specifically in order to prevent the truth from coming out.
The confirmation hearing for Brett Kavanaugh was a sham process since there is wide consensus that damaging and provable evidence was actively suppressed.
sham process by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019

trust the process 

Trusting the process involves supporting a team who is tanking on purpose in order to hoard draft picks as well as assets. Trust the process, also abbreviated as TTP, is somewhat cult-like at times.
Sixers fans TTP by rooting for their team despite three continuous years of less than 20 wins.
Other NBA teams claim to trust the process, but only Sixers fans really get it.

processor 

A short way of saying "Central Processing Unit" (CPU). It is a computer term to define the hardware that allows you to run applications
"A computer will not run without a processor"

"Wow, I just upgraded my processor so I can run programs faster!"
processor by Brian1313 March 28, 2008
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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