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My friend likes to be a poetess like Mary Oliver.
Poetess by Female Poet June 13, 2010
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really good poem writer, a badass
yo, check it, i am the most poetest dude after getting an A on my poetry test.
poetest by anthonioregis March 3, 2008

poetessa 

A very cool and fun loving girl who is the most beautiful this world has ever seen and very intelligent.
Poetessa is just so beautiful and funny.
poetessa by Quan216 June 27, 2017

Kenneth Pontesso 

Dr. Gage, "Ah yes, Kenneth Pontesso, the senator from Cincinnati, Ohio."
An amazing surname, only the best people have this surname. People with this surname are the prettiest people :)
Person1: Wow, look it’s a portess.

Person2: wow, they are so pretty.
portess by Surname_pretty October 2, 2021

MENTAL HEALTH POEFESSIONALS

People who are scared of LIFE.

"Look I can't even mind my own business and retain money, respect and composure when for example SECURITY PLAYS RACKETEERING GAMES, RACKETIERING GAMES and others are on the receiving end of a lot of money. THE SUSSKIND PRINCIPLE

Their thinking, "your LOWEST on TOTEM POLE", " as you have no right to be as AWARE AND INTELLIGENT you emanate", so we'll ("simulate mental illness")

Right STACKS , as too bad as do you host a HEAVY SET BLACK GUY from 2500 S EL CAMINO at the SPA to find your SECRETIVE glory HOLES as to to again play the VEGAS PARADISE TRESPASS GAMES at ADULT PLACES ALLAH.

FROM redWood city CALIFORNIA to redMond WASHINGTON you NON-BINARY SMITH QUEEN....YOU DRINK WHINE.
Look some of us are not interested in your COVER-UPS and lack of understanding of an EXTREMELY INTRICATE MAJOR OCCURENCE SITUATIONS INSIDE OTHER SITUATIONS that amassed it's CULMINATIONS in LAS VEGAS ....PARADISE NEVADA where believe it or not you MENTAL HEALTH POEFESSIONALS that need INFINITE REASSURANCE as the POLICE suggesting it to me , don't know their ASS FROM A HOLE IN THE GROUND and the reason some people are not even aware MANDALAY BAY the worst CLUSTER MURDER IN US HISTORY have no clue as my length ANAL ALAN SHIT ASSH0LE the length of time in LAS VEGAS PARADISE and HENDERSON cannot duplicate or even come close to my time there of all my EXPERIENCES and objectively reported in the MEDIA from DECEMBER 10, 2009 TO AUGUST 18, 2021 so please return your suppositions to others who want these MENTAL HEALTH POEFESSIONALS as even a PSYCHIATRIST that talked to me , did two know(no) shows as they never came back, so kindly (ALL OF YOU IMPLICATORS)...GET REAL!!!!

As MENTAL HEALTH POEFESSIONALS just aggravate because they are not giving back what I had taken from me as MONEY, MATERIALS and attempted composure for time to myself ..and they can keep their BRAIN PARALYSIS SHOTS AND DANGEROUS PHARMACEUTICALS to themselves as give it to the ones who are needy. but no thanks I think pretty clearly as I know what I am doing but to be honest with you "TRUTH AND WAVERING TRUST" are major issues with every single human being quite perfectly normalcy.
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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