2 definitions by Calamity Brad

one who claims to be a professional at something, but has no actual reason to be claiming the title, is known as a porfessional. often artists found churning out large amounts of crap that they purport to be high quality, well thought out and professionally created art are porfessionals.
hey did you see the latest M. Night Shama Lama Ding Dong flick? that guy had some talent for a minute, but now he's just putting out crap writing like any other porfessional.
by Calamity Brad April 27, 2011
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Skol vodka. very cheap but not too shabby alcohol.
thank goodness you brought that porch juice last night, if you hadn't i might not have gone home with that land monster, she was a giver and a taker.
by Calamity Brad April 15, 2011
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