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port-ch

...a three sided enclosure ...usually attached to the front of dey crib
...can also be used as a monkey enclosure
Yall wanna chill on the portch
portch by #thiglife February 16, 2019
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portch-monkey 

A lazy fuck / slave name
1. Damn lazy portch-monkey go play outside. 2. Go pick some cotton portch-monkey.
portch-monkey by Chris Tortora July 29, 2006

portch-monkey 

yo monkey get me an iced tea.
portch-monkey by n00b August 23, 2003

Portch Back Syndrome 

The result of an obese individual whose fat is so grotesque and exaggerated that it literally defies gravity creating a portch structure on their back region, in which various table items can be placed. The syndrome also known as hotel fat may ressemble homeless German children and occurs dominantly in American pigs.

Symptoms of progressive Portch Back Syndrome may include but is not limited to: hippo wings, massive appetite, social alienation, fridge full of hot pockets, a strong resemblance to Rosie O'Donald, a tendancy to be a pedophile and waddling walking disorder.
"Where's my drink? I left it right here on the portch"
"Dude we're nowhere near a portch, that was a chick with portch back syndrome!"

The other day I saw this girl with portch back syndrome and she unknowingly stole a whole fridge with her back fat!

Sometimes portch back syndrome is a good thing, now I can hold 8 things at once!

portch honky 

A bunch of rednecks hanging out with connor shooting bottle rockets
Look at those portch honkys over yonderr

Porschia 

A beautiful girl with a tough exterior but really sweet when you get to know her. If she cares about you she will do anything for you. When crossed by a friend she has no problem disowning them. keeps to her self but still social enough to be seen.
Porschia is the true meaning of caring and love
Porschia by PrettuPJR December 22, 2016

porchehulu

Porchehula.- pronounced {Por~Chuh~La} ;. Getting caught having sex in a outdoor place or public setting.
Example; Our neighbors viewed are porchehulu activities from beyond the fence. Or, we witnessed a porchehula in the back of a SUV & laughed.
porchehulu by Reno/flex September 24, 2016
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