Portchani

A person that is sweet, caring, funny, and wildly competitive. She probably thinks she’s the best at beer pong but she isn’t, but still pretty good. She loves word games, nature, hiking, traveling, and solving secret Santa . She hates spicy food and can’t even eat that spicy.

Can I get that salad without jalapeños please, that’s how Portchani likes it.

by Urbestbfsofar November 23, 2021

Portmania

The description of obsession over Natalie Portman.

<guy> "I really like Natalie Portman."

<girl> "Oh, you suffer from Portmania."

by Michael Kerr May 24, 2005

Porchatio

The combination of a porch and patio connected and treated as one single outdoor space.

Party at my house tonight on my porchatio.

It’s a great day to relax on the porchatio.

by rkl755 June 4, 2020

Portmaning

Shoving roadkill up your butthole for sexual pleasure

I was portmaning a dead pigeon the other day and the maggots made it really itchy. Still felt good.

I'd still fuck Mila Kunis even if she was Portmaning with a squirrel.

by Doghawk_ June 10, 2015

pornochanic

(pawrn-o-can-ick)
-noun

1. A mechanic whose primary responsibility is to maintain a well-lubricated engine so that it can fire on all pistons without the shaft getting stuck.

2. Someone who gets extreme pleasure or excitement from secretly browsing photos of expensive supercars.

"The car's engine isn't dead. We just need a skilled pornochanic to look under the hood."

"Sweet desktop wallpaper!"
"Dude, don't you ever knock before you enter a room?!"
"Whatever. We all know you're a major pornochanic."

by Dyslexicon March 28, 2010

Prothaniel

1.A guy who is loyal and a great friend. Always has an open mind and accepts you for who who are. You can always count on him to be there for you no matter what the circumstances. 2.Usually quiet and observant, but what he says means a lot.
3.Handsome, smart, and funny. Although too humble to admit it. 4.All-around cool guy

Walt: Have you seen Prothaniel today?
Julien: Nope. It would make my day a lot better though.
Walt: Sigh.

by SilentFlame November 26, 2011

Prothaniel

The best friend that you could ever hope to have! Kind and caring! Amazingly handsome!!!! Sweetest guy you will ever meet!

His name must be Prothaniel. Who else would spend so much time helping others?

by love-lives November 26, 2011