When you are completely able to do everyday regular activities but you'd rather stay at home watching Netflix and eating half a box of cereal.
I was going to be social today but I'm too much of a lazy Fuck.
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When you don't have the energy to put in an effort, but just want to get laid.
Bitch complaining: Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.

Man thinking: I can fuck like a pornstar, but I just want a lazy fuck.

She didn't deserve more than a lazy fuck.
by Ovinor February 01, 2011
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Lazy Fuckness would be referred to as a condition where you are so lazy, you wont do a damn thing; regardless of how important the situation or task may be.
"Im not doing laundry even though I have absolutely nothing to wear besides my moms old Bon Jovi shirt she wore in the 80's, I must be suffering from lazy fuckness"
by Rachv1016 March 11, 2010
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The act of falling asleep while she's on top.
Don't get mad at me, it's your fault that I'm such a lazy fuck.
by Sawyertt December 05, 2010
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A lazy fuck is either someone who's too lazy to have a job

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someone having sex, but too lazy to move.
Fundo is a lazy fuck. His girlfriend rides him every day, and he hasn't had a job in 10 years. That lucky bastard.
by authOOr October 16, 2006
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A good for nothing sloth ass mother fucker who looks like a wilderbeast and needs to go back to Alabama.
Look at that... That lazy fuck boy needs some milk.
by Boo boo channel April 11, 2016
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That's you, you worthless bastard. A person who is so lazy he needs someone to send LMGTFY for LMGTFY.
You are lazy as fuck; you would die in starvation if food stops falling to your mouth.
by cruello March 06, 2018
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