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When you are completely able to do everyday regular activities but you'd rather stay at home watching Netflix and eating half a box of cereal.
I was going to be social today but I'm too much of a lazy Fuck.
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iā€™m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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When you don't have the energy to put in an effort, but just want to get laid.
Bitch complaining: Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.

Man thinking: I can fuck like a pornstar, but I just want a lazy fuck.

She didn't deserve more than a lazy fuck.
by Ovinor February 01, 2011
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