2 definition by Chris Tortora

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Some who is a lazy fuck
Damn porch monkey get off the fucking couch and take a walk.
by Chris Tortora July 29, 2006

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A lazy fuck / slave name
1. Damn lazy portch-monkey go play outside. 2. Go pick some cotton portch-monkey.
by Chris Tortora July 28, 2006

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