Portas

‘Portas’ is a short way of saying koss porta pros, which are popular headphones.

‘Hey have you seen my portas?’
‘Nah Sid might have them, I heard the mics really bad on it’
‘Yeah it is, buy them tho you’ll get a gof gf’

by Kossportaprosenthusiest August 1, 2021

Portal 2

The best, best, BEST game that has ever even existed in this lifetime!

Person 1: "What do you think is the best game ever?"
Person 2: "Portal 2 of course!!"

by Eoin195314235r1245 August 17, 2018

Portable Program

A program that doesn't require installation, meaning you don't need administrator privileges to use it, and doesn't require a crack/keygen. Similar to a preactivated program, except it's all packed into one simple .exe file, with no or very few supporting files.

An easy way to avoid installing a program and taking up to much space, is downloading a Portable Program.

by Palm3R October 18, 2008

ass portal

A new and groundbreaking game where you dive into the colon. The main prize in said Ass Portal game is the snow dog and you use portals to study the humans digestive tract.

"Woah dude I can't wait for Ass Portal 2 to come out!"
"Yeah I know dude I'm going to grind for the snow dog as soon as I get it!"

by JacobBeau99 September 29, 2014

organic portal

A person who serves no purpose other than to eat and shit.
A moron. A shithead. A fuckstick. An idiot. A dumbass.

That dude Ed is nothing but an organic portal.

by wrenchingking January 25, 2012

Portage Central High School

Wack high school in the middle of Portage, MI, filled with a variety of people. Preppy kids, emo kids, fat annoying freshman lineman, “so called hypebeasts,” and many more. Very infamous for the bathroom juuling.

“Yo bruh you went to Portage Central High School right?”
“Yea that shit wack”
“True I cant even take a shit without getting smacked in the face with a cloud of mango smoke when I walk in the bathroom”

by Big Daddy Sach December 26, 2018

portableniche

Started online by child pornography advocates but moved to freedom of speech and expression arguments to justify their beliefs
The standard meaning is "To Revel in the freedom of speech argument to justify any horrid, racist or homophobic terms or expressions"

He's making the classic "portableniche" argument but just because something can be said doesn't mean it should be said.
OMG you're a "portableniche piss stain"

by Wasp March 20, 2018