Portasex

Sexual activity conducted in a Porta-Potty. A typical occurrence at raves, concerts, fairs and other outdoor gatherings where portable toilets are the only means of privacy.

The rave last weekend was awesome. There were so many strung out horny rave girls that I had portasex several times. I missed half of the headliner’s show cause I was banging some slut from Miami.

Portasex by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

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portsexual

Somewhere inbetween bisexual and heterosexual; where a woman would turn gay for Natalie Portman only.

"Oh my god, V for Vendetta - Natalie Portman is the only woman in the world who can pull off being bald"
"Yeah I know, I'm totally portsexual now"

portsexual by fox gill February 3, 2008

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Related Words

Portasex • Partasexual • porkasexual • portsexual

Partasexual

Someone who only did part of the sex change. Not truly a male or female

Bruce Jenner is no female, he's only a (partasexual), he still has his nuts.

Partasexual by Woggie11 April 26, 2016

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porkasexual

Someone who generally classifies as a pig!

Jaeleigh: "Hey Maddi, want to be porkasexual with me?"
Maddi: "Sure Bird!"

porkasexual by Turtlepuff91 February 10, 2017

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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