Portashee 

A more direct way to express being bored as shit

There is absolutely nothing to do I'm portashee

Portashee by Darkwen July 10, 2019

Portishead 

Influential female fronted band from Bristol, UK. Part of the trip hop genre with their laid back beats and cool scratching. Their first album "Dummy" (1994) was praised by the media. And their second album, "Portishead" was welcomed warmly, although had quite a different sound to their first album. It was more dark and disturbed. But still just as original and enjoyable with that distinct jazz-fusion meets hip-hop feel about it.

Fans of Portishead often also enjoy Massive Attack, DJ Shadow, Lamb, Earthling, and Goldfrapp.

Portishead by Bronnie Tyler January 5, 2004

Portagee Wine Stomper 

A gentleman who walks around on grapes in a large barrel, in order to make wine.

Manuel Gomes is a Portagee Wine Stomper. He makes the best wine in Amador County.

Portagee Wine Stomper by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

portishead 

The best band on earth

OMG It's Portishead!

portishead by Dashite July 10, 2003

Portagee 

Derogatory term used by whites (specifically Anglo-Saxons of New England) when referring to a person of Portugese decent.

I come from a town in Massachusetts that ain't got nothing but a bunch of Portagees runnin' around.

Portagee by Jimmy Jinglebells June 24, 2010

Prasheetha 

The weirdest person on the planet. Get her mad and you’ll end up in your grave. She has many friends. She is mean person but at heart caring when she wants to be. She’s taller than you. She’s also a great friend to beat other people up.

Prasheetha: Don’t test me
Annoying Person: *Acts Annoying*
Prasheetha: *Punches Person*
Annoying Person : * Dead *

Prasheetha by Thisisabadbitch November 19, 2019

Portagee 

A fine race of people that does not whine about its minority status or beg for special privileges or entitlements. They make great sausages and wine, and work for a living. They never paint their names on other people's property and don't hang out on street corners looking to mug people. They never play BOOM BOOM music in their homes or cars.

You can tell when you enter the Portagee part of town by the neat, clean houses. California Portagees often put abalone shells in their front yards. These are much more attractive than the grafitti that some other people put in their front yards.

In their native country, some Portagees catch sardines for a living. Others are Portagee Wine Stompers.

Connecticut and California have the largest concentrations of Portagees in the USA. In California, look for Portagees in San Leandro, Port Arena, Manchester, and Fort Bragg.

Be sure to go to a Holy Ghost Parade. Everyone is welcome. Lots of Portagee men carry statues of the Holy Virgin down the street. There is always a Queen of the Holy Ghost Parade. Often, she is the girl with the biggest mustache. After the parade, the Portagees gather in a large hall to eat linguisa and Portagee Soup made of kale and pork.

Support your local Portagees. They work hard and pay taxes. They are low maintenance people who stay out of trouble and NEVER beg for government handouts. You are always safe in the Portagee part of town.

Some of your best neighbors are Portagees.

Portagee by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005