pornswaggler

a person whom, after a one night stand, takes money from the purse, wallet, or dresser without asking.
that bitch was a pornswaggler; I woke up and my rent money was gone from my sock drawer!
by winfred march March 08, 2004
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pornswaggled

At the exact moment of orgasm the porn movie being watched suddenly cuts to a shot of something (or someone) unattractive.
I was blowing my load when the camera cut to a really long shot of some hairy guy. I got pornswaggled!
by oooeeeo April 21, 2006
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Pornswaggle

To trick someone into performing a sexual act that they would not normally perform.
I pornswaggled my girlfriend into giving me a blumpkin.
by Dirty Shamrock April 11, 2011
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