pornswaggler

a person whom, after a one night stand, takes money from the purse, wallet, or dresser without asking.

that bitch was a pornswaggler; I woke up and my rent money was gone from my sock drawer!

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pornswaggled

At the exact moment of orgasm the porn movie being watched suddenly cuts to a shot of something (or someone) unattractive.

I was blowing my load when the camera cut to a really long shot of some hairy guy. I got pornswaggled!

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someone who thinks he/she is smarter than you, and thinks he/she can pull the corn over youre eyes!

that dude is a freakin cornswaggler!!

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To get swindled out of getting some poon. Like getting cock blocked.

That guy is such a poonswaggler.
dude, I just got poonswaggled.

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One who participates in perverse activities. A horny invividual. Usually used in a positive, or joking way.

Although he does not show his sexual intentions extrovertedly,Tyler is a hornswaggler at heart.

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To trick someone into performing a sexual act that they would not normally perform.

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When there is so much swag around the poon, the woman is forced to waddle.

Wow that girl has a mad poonswaggle, I wonder if Harv will still want her.

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