a person whom, after a one night stand, takes money from the purse, wallet, or dresser without asking.
by winfred march March 08, 2004
At the exact moment of orgasm the porn movie being watched suddenly cuts to a shot of something (or someone) unattractive.
I was blowing my load when the camera cut to a really long shot of some hairy guy. I got pornswaggled!
by oooeeeo April 21, 2006
by Dirty Shamrock April 11, 2011