pornswaggler

a person whom, after a one night stand, takes money from the purse, wallet, or dresser without asking.

that bitch was a pornswaggler; I woke up and my rent money was gone from my sock drawer!

by winfred march March 8, 2004

pornswaggled

At the exact moment of orgasm the porn movie being watched suddenly cuts to a shot of something (or someone) unattractive.

I was blowing my load when the camera cut to a really long shot of some hairy guy. I got pornswaggled!

by oooeeeo April 21, 2006

cornswaggler

someone who thinks he/she is smarter than you, and thinks he/she can pull the corn over youre eyes!

that dude is a freakin cornswaggler!!

by katotool April 23, 2007

poonswaggle

To get swindled out of getting some poon. Like getting cock blocked.

That guy is such a poonswaggler.
dude, I just got poonswaggled.

by Alla Rackball October 3, 2008

hornswaggler

One who participates in perverse activities. A horny invividual. Usually used in a positive, or joking way.

Although he does not show his sexual intentions extrovertedly,Tyler is a hornswaggler at heart.

by Sam and Paul November 24, 2006

Pornswaggle

To trick someone into performing a sexual act that they would not normally perform.

I pornswaggled my girlfriend into giving me a blumpkin.

by Dirty Shamrock April 11, 2011

poonswaggle

When there is so much swag around the poon, the woman is forced to waddle.

Wow that girl has a mad poonswaggle, I wonder if Harv will still want her.

by already busted yo' cherry April 9, 2007