poonswaggle 

To get swindled out of getting some poon. Like getting cock blocked.

That guy is such a poonswaggler.
dude, I just got poonswaggled.

poonswaggle by Alla Rackball October 3, 2008

poonswaggle 

When there is so much swag around the poon, the woman is forced to waddle.

Wow that girl has a mad poonswaggle, I wonder if Harv will still want her.

poonswaggle by already busted yo' cherry April 9, 2007

pornswaggled 

At the exact moment of orgasm the porn movie being watched suddenly cuts to a shot of something (or someone) unattractive.

I was blowing my load when the camera cut to a really long shot of some hairy guy. I got pornswaggled!

pornswaggled by oooeeeo April 21, 2006

Boonswaggled 

The overwhelming feeling that occurs when a person is so attractive to you that you can think of nothing else

Every time O hear your voice, I’m boonswaggled.

Boonswaggled by fubsy_cooter June 20, 2022

poondaggle 

Similar to a dingleberry, yet on the vagina and instead of shit it's dried up puss juice.

Kiauni eats his mothers poondaggles like candy.

poondaggle by Levi Garrett August 23, 2007

poopsnaggle 

The little man preferably a dwarf or midget that goes behind the animals at places where animals gather; parades, carnivals, circuses, etc. and scoops their shit into the little buckets.

Employer: How can I help you today?
Applicant: I would like to apply for the position of poopsnaggler.
Employer: Are you aware of the job description?
Applicant: Yes, I am a dwarf and I love poop. It is a common aspiration among people of my type to become a poopsnaggle.

poopsnaggle by Greenbeans November 2, 2007

Pornswaggle

To trick someone into performing a sexual act that they would not normally perform.

I pornswaggled my girlfriend into giving me a blumpkin.

Pornswaggle by Dirty Shamrock April 11, 2011