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cornswaggle

to scam someone with little or no thought into the scam
i tried to cornswaggle my mom into letting me have some money she told me to get a job.
cornswaggle by Jesse Castillo June 12, 2007

Cornswoggle 

To break something completely beyond repair. Usually something you didn't think was possible to break in the first place. Ex. Nokia, power steering, Titanic.
He cornswoggled his power steering by turning too hard and snapped it.
Cornswoggle by Burkns March 21, 2015

hornswaggler 

One who participates in perverse activities. A horny invividual. Usually used in a positive, or joking way.
Although he does not show his sexual intentions extrovertedly,Tyler is a hornswaggler at heart.
hornswaggler by Sam and Paul November 24, 2006

Cornswaggle Flu

A disease that allows you to live for 80 years. At the end of 80 years you will die instantly. Cornswaggle flu is stronger than any disease or injury, and can even override death itself.
That slopclock gave me cornswaggle flu. I guess I should be making plans until I'm 80.
Cornswaggle Flu by itsjacksond00d December 17, 2009

cockswaggler 

one who swaggles cock. (to gargle penis, or choke on dick)
Dammit eminem, stop being such a damn cock swaggler
cockswaggler by the man March 12, 2003

Cornsnaugler 

Some one who tends to snaugle corn. They are also annoying and a beta. Only can be fully understood by non-cornsnaugler. Typically used as a slang word in the United Kingdom. They think they are the corn. They almost always have an apparent lack of rizz.
He is such a cornsnaugler.
Cornsnaugler by Cornsnaugler February 6, 2023
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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