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70's pornstache

Refers to a thick moustache popular amongst porn stars of the 70's due to the fashion sense and beauty standards of the time.
"You look sexy with that 70's pornstache growing in Phil!"
70's pornstache by factcurate September 13, 2020

Pornstache 

A otherwise normal mustache that somehow manages to do nothing but make its owner look seedy.
Dave's attempt to grow facial hair ended in a rather disturbing pornstache.

Pornstation Portable 

People who mostly use there PSP's (Playstation Portable) for browsing, watching movies and surf the net for porn.
Dude check out my porn collection of hot nude chicks on my Pornstation Portable!
Pornstation Portable by Quentin_B November 6, 2006

Pornstache 

Funky looking mustache common among male porn stars
"hey that pornstache sure distracts from his huge member"
Pornstache by Shower Stalker February 28, 2003

pornstache 

ill-advised moustache resembling a moustache a porn star would have.
CSI's George Eads was sporting a pornstache for several episodes.
pornstache by MustangWithInk September 17, 2007

pornstache 

The pornstache crosses many cultures. The Pornstache is a warm welcoming and inviting look for non sexual settings, but sometimes sexual ones too.
Dave: Shit did you see Ricardo's Pornstache?!?! What a PERVERT!
Margie: Ricardo is the homie he wouldn't harm a soul! Only massage deeply with oil!
pornstache by pussidon232 October 7, 2019