PornTache 

Either goatee style facial hair or a mustache that is more commonly sported by male Porn stars.

Have you seen Big Will with his Porntache.

PornTache by Big Will August 21, 2003

70's pornstache

Refers to a thick moustache popular amongst porn stars of the 70's due to the fashion sense and beauty standards of the time.

"You look sexy with that 70's pornstache growing in Phil!"

70's pornstache by factcurate September 13, 2020

Pornstache 

A otherwise normal mustache that somehow manages to do nothing but make its owner look seedy.

Dave's attempt to grow facial hair ended in a rather disturbing pornstache.

Pornstache by Jeramiah Quimby July 5, 2009

Pornacle

A porn-spam "follower" on Twitter; like barnacles on a boat, they have to be scraped off periodically.

"Susan Blowjobsky is now following you on Twitter!" "Click here to view her profile." ::sigh:: another pornacle. I'll have to clean those off eventually.

Pornacle by Sidiferu October 14, 2010

Prostache 

Prostache is grown exclusively during the month of November for the Movember event. Celebrating the fight against male prostate cancer it is the prostate mustache - or prostache.

The pronunciation of the first half of the word rhymes with "frost".

As cool as his prostache looked, he knew it meant more to him; much more.

Prostache by Zarbuck November 16, 2010

Poontachat 

A word used in the movie "Don't Mess With The Zohan." Poon is the American slang word for the female genitals, and Tachat is “Ass” in Hebrew. Add one to the other and you get a throaty word that sounds vulgar in three different languages.

Steve, how was your weekend? It was fabulous! I ended my dry spell of no poontachat!!

Poontachat by mavsfan June 30, 2008

Pornstache 

Funky looking mustache common among male porn stars

"hey that pornstache sure distracts from his huge member"

Pornstache by Shower Stalker February 28, 2003