pornini
pornini by You'll know who i am October 5, 2006
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fake porning
Excessively screaming or moaning during sex to live up to the standards of men(or, less likely, women). Usually performed during the first time of having sex with a partner. First coined in the television show Hot in Cleveland(Season 4, Episode 8).
Melanie: I fake porned him!
Joy: Why?! Fake porning sets the sex bar too high!
Melanie: Men like enthusiasm, so I went a little overboard. I mean I was like someone reviewing their own business on Yelp.
Joy: Why?! Fake porning sets the sex bar too high!
Melanie: Men like enthusiasm, so I went a little overboard. I mean I was like someone reviewing their own business on Yelp.
fake porning by Nukafoo March 24, 2014
Related Words
pornini • porning • pornification • Pornified • Pornginity • Pornin • Porning Out • Pornitis • perninis • Ponini
Pornificate
Pornificate - to surf porn sites continually. This may be gay or straight porn, via computer or cell phone, and includes all web porn sites (soft & hard core) as well as X rated social media sites.
Pornificate by Philanewbie July 3, 2010
Good Porning
(n.) when a man wakes up and notices their morning glory and immediately turns on his computer to find some pornography to get rid of it.
(v.) less commonly used, the verb is to act out the definition of the noun
(v.) less commonly used, the verb is to act out the definition of the noun
"Hey man, did you sleep well?"
"Not really, but i woke up well ;)"
"What do you mean?"
"I had quite a good porning"
"AW DUDE! IN MY BED!?!?! WITH ME IN IT!?!?!"
"Not really, but i woke up well ;)"
"What do you mean?"
"I had quite a good porning"
"AW DUDE! IN MY BED!?!?! WITH ME IN IT!?!?!"
Good Porning by Kerblasser April 12, 2010
Porcini
The Italian cousin to the Hudini. When you get so drunk at a Italian restaurant that you end up banging a middle aged broad in the restroom. Who by the way will only extort you for money and gifts down the road.
I got so drunk at Olive Garden last night, this old lady pulled a porcini on me. She said if I didn't give her $3000 dollars she will post pictures of my Italian sausage on facebook.
Porcini by Wild Wayne Ville August 12, 2009
Pornified
Something that (or someone whom) has been made sexual or pornographic that might not have been originally.
Sex fiends broke into the art gallery and Pornified the art work with spray cans and permanent markers.
Sally used to be a good girl, but now she is all Pornified and slutty.
Sally used to be a good girl, but now she is all Pornified and slutty.
Pornified by Shit_4_Brains October 12, 2007
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