A portmanteau of the wordsporn and virginity. It’s the act of filming your very first porn scene, which is physical evidence to prove you are no longer a virgin.
Backroom Casting Couch was the epicenter for filming amateur porn where Rick the fake producer would take the pornginity of random, unsuspecting females trying to join the porn industry. Unfortunately there is no job and they weren’t getting paid for the audition (allegedly part of the script.)
N. : The act of losing the purity your eyes have due to porn or other unclean images seen on tv, movies, internet, etc. that results in the loss of the pure eyes of a male or female.
Jenna: Ellie I just lost my purginity!
Ellie: Why? What happened?
Jenna: James sent me a picture of his tatas!
Ellie: Let me see! I lost my purginity years ago on this sketchy website.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.