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Pornified 

Something that (or someone whom) has been made sexual or pornographic that might not have been originally.
Sex fiends broke into the art gallery and Pornified the art work with spray cans and permanent markers.

Sally used to be a good girl, but now she is all Pornified and slutty.
Pornified by Shit_4_Brains October 12, 2007
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pornified 

the opposite or lack of innocent in porn-relatted matters;
corruption with or by porn;
stained with porn-related toughts;
impure, immoral, (in some religions) sinful;
Man, the internet pornified me, and the rules 34, 35 and 36 only did it worse. I have to pornify you, as well
pornified by Sapioit August 4, 2015

pornified 

The state in which one's sexual desires have been distorted from what is natural and instead towards what is depicted in porn.
Jerry has been watching porn for so long that his whole self had become pornified
pornified by goodisfed April 4, 2023

Pornificate 

Pornificate - to surf porn sites continually. This may be gay or straight porn, via computer or cell phone, and includes all web porn sites (soft & hard core) as well as X rated social media sites.
My roommate pornificates 10 to 12 hours a day on his computer and his iphone.
Pornificate by Philanewbie July 3, 2010

Pornipedia 

A pornipedia is a walking talking depraved individual with a derelict moral compass that spins like there is no magnetic pole.

The pornipedia is a walking talking porn encyclopedia who can recite any and every odd porn trivia from memory and has a photographic memory of porn stars, scenes and pop shots.

The pornipedia is really a rare being and requires a constant feeding of porn. It appears that there is an increase in the occurrence of live pornipedias since the adoption of internet porn world wide.

Pornipedia's spend an inordinate amount of time on 4chan's adult channels.
Hey pornipedia, who is that pasty skinned <interrupts> "Stoya"

Hey pornipedia, who's the guy that shoots ropes and looks like <interrupts> "Peter north"

Hey pornipedia, who's the girl with the lips like <interrupts> "jesse jane"
Pornipedia by Lascivious March 26, 2010

ponified 

1) (Past tense of ponify) Turned a character or object into a pony character, commonly in an art style of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic;
2) (Adjective) Being in a form of a pony character.
1) IF WE PONIFIED MORE MEMES, THAT'D BE GREAT
2) "Why aren't you ponified yet?!" —Some brony to some random person on the internet
ponified by EcoLof November 3, 2018

purifiedplastic 

Pretty much the god of everything, Hes just so good at video games that nobody can ever defeat him. Even if the game tells you that you're the top player.. You're not because purifiedplastic is god of the game
OMG DUDE ITS PURIFIEDPLASTIC HES GONNA FUCKING KILL US!!!
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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