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gay termonlogy used to describe one man schlonging another in the ass.
eric "porthole pirated" jose last night. just shortly after giving a rusty trumbone.
by trevor340 February 11, 2009
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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A person who is gay or homsexual and likes men.
As hot as Crystle is and he turned her down? Wow he must be a Port Hole Pirate.
by -cM December 14, 2007
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