testicheese's definitions

Squirrels

Testicles

You've got a huge pair of squirrels on you, mate.

Fuck me, I've got a sharp pain in my squirrels.

by testicheese December 24, 2019

Under the can

To stealthily pass a baggie of drugs to your friend, especially cocaine.

Barry: "under the can, jimmy"
Jimmy: "sound"

by testicheese January 10, 2020

Twinkie in the Porthole

To have penetrative sex.

I can't wait for Saturday night, I'm gonna put the twinkie in the porthole!

Last night, Garry put the twinkie in the porthole.

by testicheese December 24, 2019