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Porkhole 

Any hole on a male/female that can be penetrated by any limb what so ever from a human
"Fuck my Porkhole"

"Lick my Porkhole"
Porkhole by Kevin4 January 15, 2008

Porkhole 

A particularly ignorant person who is generally disagreeable and unknowingly foolish. Related to but hole but considered less crass in social settings.
Bob, you’re porkhole dude! Can’t believe you dissed that security guard for no reason.
Porkhole by Hamadi Awad October 4, 2023

Porkhole 

Any hole on a body, of a male/female that can be penetrated by any limb what so ever from a human body.
"Fuck My Porkhole"!

"Lick My Porkhole"!
Porkhole by Kevin4 January 12, 2008

porkhole 

Bend over, I want to fuck you in the porkhole.
porkhole by JimmyFingerBus September 1, 2008

Porkhole Mustard 

That brown, tangy amalgam of shit, semen and lube that forms around the anus during some vigorous, ass clapping, anal sex.
That whore wiped her porkhole mustard on my new bath towel.

She was late for work as it was so she had to trot to her Uber sliding cheeks in a little porkhole mustard.
Porkhole Mustard by Dick Onchin June 30, 2021

Porthole pirate 

gay termonlogy used to describe one man schlonging another in the ass.
eric "porthole pirated" jose last night. just shortly after giving a rusty trumbone.
Porthole pirate by trevor340 February 11, 2009
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