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porkhole 

1. In commercial hot dog processing, the hole in the machine that extrudes hot dog filling at a steady, unflinching rate
2. A donut hole made of bacon
3. The mouth of anything that eats pork
Hey Mark! Quit gawking at that porkhole (#1) and put some of these porkholes (#2) in your porkhole (#3). They're delicious.
Words you can keep

Porkhole 

Any hole on a male/female that can be penetrated by any limb what so ever from a human
"Fuck my Porkhole"

"Lick my Porkhole"
Porkhole by Kevin4 January 15, 2008

Porkhole 

A particularly ignorant person who is generally disagreeable and unknowingly foolish. Related to but hole but considered less crass in social settings.
Bob, you’re porkhole dude! Can’t believe you dissed that security guard for no reason.
Porkhole by Hamadi Awad October 4, 2023

Porkhole 

Any hole on a body, of a male/female that can be penetrated by any limb what so ever from a human body.
"Fuck My Porkhole"!

"Lick My Porkhole"!

Porkhole by Kevin4 January 12, 2008

porkhole 

Bend over, I want to fuck you in the porkhole.
porkhole by JimmyFingerBus September 1, 2008

Porkhole Mustard 

That brown, tangy amalgam of shit, semen and lube that forms around the anus during some vigorous, ass clapping, anal sex.
That whore wiped her porkhole mustard on my new bath towel.

She was late for work as it was so she had to trot to her Uber sliding cheeks in a little porkhole mustard.
Porkhole Mustard by Dick Onchin June 30, 2021

Porthole pirate 

gay termonlogy used to describe one man schlonging another in the ass.
eric "porthole pirated" jose last night. just shortly after giving a rusty trumbone.
Porthole pirate by trevor340 February 11, 2009
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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