pornoed

When a person has a deviant sexual act done to them that is usually only seen in a hardcore pornography movie.

Last night I felt so pornoed when he slapped me in the face with his cock.

by thispseudonymphs January 3, 2014

pornody

an amalgamation or portmanteau of ‘porn’ + ‘parody’ \ a term for a pornographic parody on a conventional film, TV show, and any other work of art, or media event

I’ve just learned that they’ve made a pornody called “Star Whores”! My god, is nothing sacred!

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 26, 2011

porned out

When you have watched so much porn that it has become boring.

I'll check out the urban dictionary instead of porn sites tonight I'm porned out.

by benth February 19, 2010

Pornodontist

A guy who puts braces on 18-21 year old girls who don't need them, to make them look young for porn

She took a trip to the pornodontist so she would get the part in barely legal teens 9

by #748 Stiffler September 25, 2010

PornedOut

Pornedout is the act of watching too much porn and then becoming disinterested for several days until once again, the fever returns.

Lisa: Last night I went for a clip and realized I was pornedout. I'm just not feeling it. I will try again in a few days.

by Natasha Love September 12, 2013

Pornordo

A location built to gather only the most distinguished adult websites.

Wondering where i could go Pornordo today?

by A lady under her sheet March 7, 2022

porned

v. to shorten the lifespan of a computer significantly by viewing excessive amounts of pornography. Very similar to catching a STD but for your computer. Making it extremely complicated and frustrating to stream music, movies or any website.

enducing your computer into a pornographic "coma"

bro 1: "Dude did you jump on the computer and watch the new episode of Tim and Eric?"
bro 2: " I would thoroughly enjoy that but I've porned my computer to death

by frankyfarts May 20, 2010