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pornward 

to rapidly accelerate to the climatic point of a story or moment. Not wanting to hear the whole story but rather just the action.
Enough already, please move pornward to the fucking point, I don't have all day.
Many people with ADD behave in a pornward manner.
pornward by Seddy Mazel February 25, 2017
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Oh you are far too generous Pondarian 

What you say when Pondarian is being far too generous or when he brings Xandarian snails.
Definition- Dear friends, in honor of Kasius presenting the Destroyer of Worlds, I too, have brought a rare delicacy, for everyone's enjoyment... Fresh Xandarian snail! "Oh you are far too generous Pondarian!"

Porntardation 

Every time you see a porn star jerking off in front of their stepfamily, doing stupid sexual things, wearing no panties/bra at all, sleeping during day, being completely fucking blind and they can't see dicks, sticking their dick in literally every hole they see or not knowing their pants have ripped and not feeling a dick inside, they have porntardation.
Jim: Did you see that Brattysis video bro?
Mark: nah bro, that actress had * Porntardation*
Porntardation by Joe Azlz December 3, 2019
The innate ability to detect a hot female from beyond visual range or when experiencing Line of Sight(LOS)issues.
Dave's malfunctioning poondar cost him two hookups that night due to inebriation.
poondar by Little Al October 7, 2005

Porntard 

PORNography + reTARD

A dude who can't find a girlfriend because

#1. He spends most of his time watching porn.

#2. When he does get out, he rejects women who are better looking than he is because they are not up to his pornstar standards.
Mike hasn't been laid in 10 years. He's such porntard.
Porntard by Mike Porntard March 2, 2009

pornmark 

To switch someone's bookmarks with porn sites without their awareness. Bonus points if you have an angelic smile while doing so.
I pornmarked my roommate yesterday. Should've seen the expression on her face when she opened 'facebook' yesterday.
pornmark by Yvain October 10, 2011