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A hard disk drive, often external, devoted entirely to the storage of one's porn collection, ostensibly for the purpose of hiding it from others.
LAN Guy A: Hey dude do you mind if I leech some of your files?
LAN Guy B: No worries dude.
LAN Guys A: Woah what's this, that's messed up. You've got a 1TB porndrive...

GF: Hey asshole I found your porndrive. Turns out I do know how to access an external hard drive. You're not getting any sex for a year.
BF: Sadface
porndrive by that_guy_83 December 30, 2010
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porn drive 

portable device for transporting and storing an entire porn collection
7 or more just like with stiff cock length the porn drive needs to be 7 or more gigs to hold one matroska compressed HD dvd porn disc

the more surface area the better for hard drive porn drive storage and boners. The more stiff boner surface area the more nerves for orgasm either naked at the computer or balls deep into a girl preferably her contraceptive ass.
porn drive by horns of you January 26, 2013
where a girl draws the line on where she can get slammed, up to and including how many people/objects simultaneously
The girl in that DVDA video has no poundries.

I tried to do my girlfriend in the butt and she told me to respect her poundries.
poundries by SirLucious April 23, 2011

Porn drive 

TrueCrypt encrypted device for safely storing pornagized porn to avoid getting caught by parents when not orgasming or a safety net when boxers are around feet when orgasming

TrueCrypt encrypted device easily carried in jerking shorts to share porn or watch with friends
It doesn't matter if the drive can be concealed from parents as only you can decrypt the porn drive to use it: TrueCrypt allows for a false exterior container to "show" there's no porn in it, and an interior container with different password for the porn you and your friends will use for your daily seven and better couch jerk.

The more guys who bring a porn drive to the sleep over the better. No porn hogs invited.

pornfriend 

a person who share pornmovies with all his friends via network and talk about sex (via network) more often than any other freak..without doin it in real life ;)
Everyone has a Pornfriend..
pornfriend by la_lee January 17, 2011

Pokèdrive 

When you specifically drive places to play Pokémon go.

Pokèdrive 

When you specifically drive to play Pokemon go.