Pornaroid

A naughty picture of a less than fully clothed person(s)

Have you seen her pornaroid? Lawd have mercy!!

by Hallucinojenn January 26, 2023

polaroid

The only medium used by the German artist Stefanie Schneider. Her work was the main reason that Florian Kaps bought the last Polaroid factory in Holland before it was demolished, creating 'impossible film'.

Polaroid photographs develop instantly without using a darkroom.

by Stefanie Schneider August 25, 2016

Permaroids

Having hemorrhoids on a permanent basis causing major and utter discomfort.

It has been three months with these permaroids! Maybe I should see a doctor.

by SpazMan777 June 2, 2011

pornanoia

Noun: a tendency on the part of an individual or group toward excessive or irrational fear that one has left pornography open on their computer's desktop; that one has left their pornographic magazines out in plain view; that one has left a pornographic DVD in the family room DVD player.

Matt would have had his computer repaired at Best Buy, but pornanoia kept from handing it over lest they stumble across his collection of lesbian videos.

by Tokens Only October 27, 2007

pronanoid

Pronanoid; The paranoia parents have of their children watching porn, even if its a one minute sex scene in an hour long movie.

Son (watching movie)
Dad (comes by during a sex scene)
Dad; SON, WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING???
Son; Omg dad, stop being so pronanoid!

by pronanoidd February 11, 2009

Pornanoid

Like 'Paranoid'

The feeling of fear of being caught watching pornography

Circumstance:

One is trying to masturbate - however cannot fully indulge themselves in the atmosphere for fear of someone walking in and catching them.

What The Fuck Man! I'm So Pornanoid Its Ruining My Wank!

by OrangePeelTV February 17, 2009

Polaroid Avoid

Someone who is fun to look at, but not worth the time to develop anything (e.g. a relationship or hookup) with.

Oh man, I saw Stephanie at the party last night, but I had to give her a Polaroid Avoid since she's kind of dumb

by Piscineinthewind August 15, 2010