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The thought process involved with the act of masturbation when no material (pornography) is available for immediate use. Typically when a male fantasises about a work colleague, friend or celebrity while stroking his meat.
Requires a certain amount of imaginative power - a weak mind could lead to loss of erection, or failure to gain it in the first place.
Frank: Oi, Steph was lookin' bang tidy last night eh?

Dave: Ah yeah, I had a good hard pornder about her while I was home alone this mornin'. One of the best wanks I've had in a long while.

I often pornder about the MILF next-door.
Pornder by Kittenhead July 15, 2011
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Dog pounder

One who is attracted to unattractive partners.
Juan was a dog pounder, who had few standards other than a willingness to play!
Dog pounder by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016
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pile pounder 

When you get yourself a pile, stack, or bushel of women and stack them on top of each other. After stacking them you proceed to pound their pussies until satisfaction is achieved for all parties. Be careful if you are going to attempt a career as a pile pounder. Too much ass at once stacked upon each other has killed many men.
Doug: I want to have a 3 way so bad.

Tim: You should try to become a pile pounder bro. I think you have the dick for it.

Doug: shit can be dangerous bro. But stacked ass does sound like something I need to tackle.
pile pounder by Leland Bruce January 24, 2023