Pornder

The thought process involved with the act of masturbation when no material (pornography) is available for immediate use. Typically when a male fantasises about a work colleague, friend or celebrity while stroking his meat.
Requires a certain amount of imaginative power - a weak mind could lead to loss of erection, or failure to gain it in the first place.

Frank: Oi, Steph was lookin' bang tidy last night eh?

Dave: Ah yeah, I had a good hard pornder about her while I was home alone this mornin'. One of the best wanks I've had in a long while.

I often pornder about the MILF next-door.

by Kittenhead July 15, 2011

Dog pounder

One who is attracted to unattractive partners.

Juan was a dog pounder, who had few standards other than a willingness to play!

by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016

ponderize

The act of monetizing ones position in a church office.

This revelation from God is going to make me rich if I can find a way to ponderize it.

by bk_urb November 26, 2015

Pornverse

The adult-content version of the metaverse.

Harper's Magazine: "What will happen when @Meta embraces the pornverse?"

by FutureAdult May 14, 2022

Ponder

To think and care

Ponder - To wonder and to care

by Shalondafielder26 March 26, 2021

Ponder

When someone is impressed by this person or to think before the decision is made by with care.

He Ponder when he heard of her name.

by Shalondafielder26 April 19, 2021

pile pounder

When you get yourself a pile, stack, or bushel of women and stack them on top of each other. After stacking them you proceed to pound their pussies until satisfaction is achieved for all parties. Be careful if you are going to attempt a career as a pile pounder. Too much ass at once stacked upon each other has killed many men.

Doug: I want to have a 3 way so bad.

Tim: You should try to become a pile pounder bro. I think you have the dick for it.

Doug: shit can be dangerous bro. But stacked ass does sound like something I need to tackle.

by Leland Bruce January 24, 2023