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pornward

to rapidly accelerate to the climatic point of a story or moment. Not wanting to hear the whole story but rather just the action.
Enough already, please move pornward to the fucking point, I don't have all day.
Many people with ADD behave in a pornward manner.
by Seddy Mazel February 25, 2017
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Porkward

For when you've just porked a girl (had sex) usually a one night stand, and it's really awkward in the morning, or when you see her in the next couple of days
Dude it was so porkward this morning when I woke up at hers
by butterfly poon October 4, 2012
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Porntardation

Every time you see a porn star jerking off in front of their stepfamily, doing stupid sexual things, wearing no panties/bra at all, sleeping during day, being completely fucking blind and they can't see dicks, sticking their dick in literally every hole they see or not knowing their pants have ripped and not feeling a dick inside, they have porntardation.
Jim: Did you see that Brattysis video bro?
Mark: nah bro, that actress had * Porntardation*
by Joe Azlz December 3, 2019
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Porntard

PORNography + reTARD

A dude who can't find a girlfriend because

#1. He spends most of his time watching porn.

#2. When he does get out, he rejects women who are better looking than he is because they are not up to his pornstar standards.
Mike hasn't been laid in 10 years. He's such porntard.
by Mike Porntard March 2, 2009
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porntard

a person who believes they are creating decent pornography when in fact it is fucking retarded. often the letter 'z' is substituted for the letter 's' in an attempt to be whimsical.
roxy is such a porntard; look what she wrote in her online journal today:
"he enterz her in the back of a dark limozine, pressing his forearmz against the indigo velvet..."
by ninwolf April 22, 2008
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Pornwarp

You're on the PC, you're doing something constructive, but your attention wanders, you start to look at dodgy websites, and before you know it it's 4 hours later, you've been looking at naughty ladies for all that time, you've been stuck in a PORNWARP!!!
Yeah, I was going to get that report done last night, but I got stuck in a pornwarp, and before i knew it it was time for bed....
by stimul8r January 21, 2010
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porntard

Noun

1- A person, usually a woman, who mistakenly believes that looking or acting sleazy makes her more alluring and/or liberated.

2- A stupid person who believes pornographic films mirror reality.

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Porntarded - Adjective, the appearance of being a porntard.
1- Scarlett Johansen used to be hot, but then she became a porntard.

2- Paris Hilton is porntarded.

3-
Dude #1: Those three chicks are totally up for a foursome with me.
Dude #2: Dude, you're such a porntard.

4- "It's no wonder all her boyfriends are porntarded when she dresses like a porntard."
by Greggie Greg Greg December 14, 2006
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