to rapidly accelerate to the climatic point of a story or moment. Not wanting to hear the whole story but rather just the action.
Enough already, please move pornward to the fucking point, I don't have all day.
Many people with ADD behave in a pornward manner.
Many people with ADD behave in a pornward manner.
by Seddy Mazel February 25, 2017
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by butterfly poon October 4, 2012
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Every time you see a porn star jerking off in front of their stepfamily, doing stupid sexual things, wearing no panties/bra at all, sleeping during day, being completely fucking blind and they can't see dicks, sticking their dick in literally every hole they see or not knowing their pants have ripped and not feeling a dick inside, they have porntardation.
by Joe Azlz December 3, 2019
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A dude who can't find a girlfriend because
#1. He spends most of his time watching porn.
#2. When he does get out, he rejects women who are better looking than he is because they are not up to his pornstar standards.
A dude who can't find a girlfriend because
#1. He spends most of his time watching porn.
#2. When he does get out, he rejects women who are better looking than he is because they are not up to his pornstar standards.
by Mike Porntard March 2, 2009
Get the Porntard mug.a person who believes they are creating decent pornography when in fact it is fucking retarded. often the letter 'z' is substituted for the letter 's' in an attempt to be whimsical.
roxy is such a porntard; look what she wrote in her online journal today:
"he enterz her in the back of a dark limozine, pressing his forearmz against the indigo velvet..."
"he enterz her in the back of a dark limozine, pressing his forearmz against the indigo velvet..."
by ninwolf April 22, 2008
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Yeah, I was going to get that report done last night, but I got stuck in a pornwarp, and before i knew it it was time for bed....
by stimul8r January 21, 2010
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1- A person, usually a woman, who mistakenly believes that looking or acting sleazy makes her more alluring and/or liberated.
2- A stupid person who believes pornographic films mirror reality.
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Porntarded - Adjective, the appearance of being a porntard.
1- A person, usually a woman, who mistakenly believes that looking or acting sleazy makes her more alluring and/or liberated.
2- A stupid person who believes pornographic films mirror reality.
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Porntarded - Adjective, the appearance of being a porntard.
1- Scarlett Johansen used to be hot, but then she became a porntard.
2- Paris Hilton is porntarded.
3-
Dude #1: Those three chicks are totally up for a foursome with me.
Dude #2: Dude, you're such a porntard.
4- "It's no wonder all her boyfriends are porntarded when she dresses like a porntard."
2- Paris Hilton is porntarded.
3-
Dude #1: Those three chicks are totally up for a foursome with me.
Dude #2: Dude, you're such a porntard.
4- "It's no wonder all her boyfriends are porntarded when she dresses like a porntard."
by Greggie Greg Greg December 14, 2006
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