porn starch

Semen that has dried on a surface of some sort and stiffened the material.

He kept his fauxhawk in place the same way he kept his shirts wrinkle-free - a liberal application of porn starch.

by AnnieSqueedle December 8, 2007

Porn Starch

Casting couch crusties

What's that on the couch? Porn starch

by HatlessSuperior December 13, 2020