porn starch

Semen that has dried on a surface of some sort and stiffened the material.

He kept his fauxhawk in place the same way he kept his shirts wrinkle-free - a liberal application of porn starch.

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having a moustache that resembles Ron Jeremy's, world known porn star.

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Refers to a thick moustache popular amongst porn stars of the 70's due to the fashion sense and beauty standards of the time.

"You look sexy with that 70's pornstache growing in Phil!"

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A otherwise normal mustache that somehow manages to do nothing but make its owner look seedy.

Dave's attempt to grow facial hair ended in a rather disturbing pornstache.

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Funky looking mustache common among male porn stars

"hey that pornstache sure distracts from his huge member"

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ill-advised moustache resembling a moustache a porn star would have.

CSI's George Eads was sporting a pornstache for several episodes.

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