porpulate 

v.:

1) To behave in a ridiculous matter due to exhaustion.

2) Silly behaviour as a result of being tired but incapable of going to sleep.

3) Being hyper because of a lack of sleep. (believed to be the result of the body breaking down any and all sugars in your system in order to keep you awake)

other uses: porpulating(adv.), porpulater(n.), porpulation(adj.)

"Woo-Hoo!!! I haven't slept in almost 3 days - I think I'm going to go marinate a wall in some syrup! And this, kids, is what it means to porpulate."

"Dude, you are porpulating mad hard - you need to go to bed."

I was caught in a state of total porpulation when it came to finals week.

porpulate by welshtaurus February 25, 2011

Smolka's Postulate 

There is a fundamental connection between technology, physical reality and nature. And the parallels between technology and nature are astounding.

Smolka's Postulate reveals that cars have systems that match that of animals; ie: gas tank - stomach, catalytic converter - liver, carburetor - lungs and so on. A computer hard drive needs to defrag every so often, like a mind needs to dream(believing that doing so consolidates information in the brain).

Smolka's Postulate by Stephan Smolka September 5, 2009

Population Control 

A highly suspicious term that probably indicates some kind of mass killings or possibly genocide is being orchestrated by somebody, likely some kind of authority

This "national socialist" claims population control was the only intent of the 1940's German government, but I'm pretty sure that's not accurate

Population Control by Azaryn June 6, 2017

Population Paste 

A comical/slang phrase used to describe a mans ejaculatory fluids.

Or... a funny name for cum. ;)

Dirk shot population paste all over Brooke's back

Population Paste by Crin May 13, 2005

fuck the population 

A term used by a person who has seen through the bullshit of humans who do not think and cause harm because they are so brainless.

It means that you highly dislike humans as a whole because of the way they about doing things.

“Hey do you wanna go out to make more friends?”
“No fuck the population they’re all sheeple anyway”

fuck the population by Wolf in sheep’s skin September 13, 2019

populate 

To fill in information on a website like linkedin, tumblr, etc.

I have to populate my linkedin, or else nobody is gonna hire me.

populate by 2t2r February 11, 2014

Zoeb's Postulate

A postulate that can be used to conclude anything without any counter-arguments to object it.

It defies Newton's Laws, objects Chuck Norris, and is Bruce Lee's secret weapon.

"If I have 5 apples and eat 2 apples, how much apples do I have?"
"You have 9 apples"
"No...how do you get 9 apples?"
"Zoeb's Postulate"

Zoeb's Postulate by Demolition5 February 3, 2012