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Short for poor guy. A person without any cuth, usually under the influence of some sort of substance. The guy not to be at an social event or anytime in life. You say porgs when you see one.
The guy that takes his shirt off to do a keg stand(Fratch). Porgs.
The guy that falls down down drunk in front of a cop that is at his front door(Gabe). Porgs.
The guy that blows the bestman speech at his best friends wedding(???) Porgs.
porgs by GDuff May 13, 2006
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porkslut 

whore, ugly pig who has no self respect
never touch a dirty porkslut. shit'll ruin yo rep
porkslut by Absolom24 October 14, 2013
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a penalty merchant who somehow placed top 3 in last years balon d’or voting.
I could easily save porginho penalties.
porginho by Penaldo is finished February 27, 2022

Benedek Faszán Pörgés Világnap

Benedek faszán Pörgés Világnap is a national holiday in Hungary, where Hungarians of all political affiliations join to celebrate spinning clockwise at 60 rpm on the dick of Benedek. It is celebrated on the 5th of December and considered to be more important than Christmas by the majority of Hungarians.
V**ce: Most akkor a Benedek faszán pörögjek?
Literally everybody else: No wtf, why would you say shit like that? Its saying things like this why your mother doesn't love you anymore
Hence Benedek Faszán Pörgés Világnap

PornScape 

Described in the show "Big Mouth" by Maurice: "An alternate dimension where pornography comes to life."
If we don't get him out of the PornScape soon, he'll never be able to connect to anyone on an emotional or sexual level.
PornScape by BigMouthFan January 20, 2018

orgy porgy 

One of the greatest activities in Aldus Huxley's Brave New World. When people get together, sing, take drugs and have group sex, they call it an orgy porgy.
See also: gangbang
I have a shitload of soma, call all your guitar playing friends for an orgy porgy!
orgy porgy by kitsaronas October 17, 2008

Morgy Porgy 

noun: term of endearment for a fat, ginger pet cat
Morgy Porgy by ze original squids November 24, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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