After eating his brick'o'lard and trio of steak pies, tubby bunting picked up his S&M gear and headed off to the porgy.
by lord funkington May 25, 2004
1. an orgy of which all members can be considered obese.
2. a poison-oak orgy, e.g. the worst kind of orgy.
3. 60065
2. a poison-oak orgy, e.g. the worst kind of orgy.
3. 60065
1. "aw shiet, I think I'm gonna leave, this is a frickin' porgy"
2. "we went hiking, and then it escalated into a full-on porgy"
3. "60065"
2. "we went hiking, and then it escalated into a full-on porgy"
3. "60065"
by mothanegro June 18, 2008
by duality March 30, 2005
Noun: Previously thought to be the mix between a Pug and Corgy dogs, the definition has now been revealed as "One who wants to fuck Porgs, the cute puffin-muffins from the Star Wars universe"
"I was ok with Linda being a furry, but then she told me she was a Porgy too, and I just can't have that around my kids"
by ZombieSlag December 28, 2017
by Slappy Fack November 30, 2006
Contraction of "Pudgy orgy", group sex amongst those of grand dimensions (I.E. Fatties, Sows, Porkers, Swamp Rhinos, etc). A Porgy generally occurs when the efforts of the fatsos to bone or be boned by a somewhat slimmer individual fail miserably, and thus they are left with the choice of eternal virginity or sweaty, mouthbreathing copulation with those of their own kind. A Porgy can be infiltrated by chubby chasers of both sexes.
I'm here for the porgy" "Hey dude, we're having a porgy tonight at my place" "Shaniqua got her ass crushed at the porgy
by MadMonkey572 July 7, 2010
by JK19852011 April 24, 2011