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dirty poras
When a guy is a simp for his high school girlfriend and eats her ass while driving to school. Yet, while not paying attention he drives into the back of a school bus.
Guy: Did you hear what happened to Chris this morning?
Girl: Didn’t he hurt his neck in that bus accident?
Guy: Yea, some kid did a dirty poras and chris was in the back of the bus.
Girl: Didn’t he hurt his neck in that bus accident?
Guy: Yea, some kid did a dirty poras and chris was in the back of the bus.
dirty poras by Dirty Poras April 13, 2020
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Poras • porasef • porash • dirty poras • Parasite • parasocial • parastoo • Parascience • parascoping • Parasex
parasol
an old~time Fancy umbrella, maybe with lace & highly decorated; it's used to shield oneself from the sun or as part of a fancy dress~up outfit.
parasol by Starchylde June 11, 2015
Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling
Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.
I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!
Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 28, 2023
Crystal Parasite
Someone that grows their entire personality off of the lifestyle or personality of someone who is already famous, or some cultural phenomenon, basically anything popular, in a vain attempt to get famous themselves.
For example, any YouTuber that has over 100k subscribers, or maybe even less.
Sometimes this works, but most of the time they just come off as a parasite, leeching off of the success of the person or TV Show or whatever, the "crystal" they "parasite" off of.
Thus they seem instead like talentless hacks with no worth of their own besides what they echo from their "crystal".
Essentially they are a clone of the person, but worse. Much worse.
For example, any YouTuber that has over 100k subscribers, or maybe even less.
Sometimes this works, but most of the time they just come off as a parasite, leeching off of the success of the person or TV Show or whatever, the "crystal" they "parasite" off of.
Thus they seem instead like talentless hacks with no worth of their own besides what they echo from their "crystal".
Essentially they are a clone of the person, but worse. Much worse.
Person 1: Ugh, that guy's such a crystal parasite, always leeching off of Merg's success.
"that guy": What's up guys, welcome back, to *insert game that Merg's already played here*.
"that guy": What's up guys, welcome back, to *insert game that Merg's already played here*.
Crystal Parasite by Padria Zozzria May 30, 2020
Parasto
Parasto
Means swallow(bird) in Persian. Parasto is a very beautiful, charming, hot classy girl. All the girls wants to be her, and all the guys wants to have her. She is perfection bottled up in one woman.
Parasto is one of those girls you meet once in a lifetime ; You either end up marrying her, or you'll be miserable for never taking the chance to talk to her.
Means swallow(bird) in Persian. Parasto is a very beautiful, charming, hot classy girl. All the girls wants to be her, and all the guys wants to have her. She is perfection bottled up in one woman.
Parasto is one of those girls you meet once in a lifetime ; You either end up marrying her, or you'll be miserable for never taking the chance to talk to her.
-You know that girl Parasto?
- Oh yes you mean that sexy thing walking over there?
Or
-Man I can't stop thinking about Parasto. I wish I had the guts to talk to her. And now she's gone...
- Dude suit yourself, you had your chance and now you'll never find anyone like her again.
- Oh yes you mean that sexy thing walking over there?
Or
-Man I can't stop thinking about Parasto. I wish I had the guts to talk to her. And now she's gone...
- Dude suit yourself, you had your chance and now you'll never find anyone like her again.
Parasto by Queenleeeyla February 16, 2010
Paraskevi
A beautiful name for a beautiful Greek girl. This is the type of girl you want to be around all day. She is an amazing artist and writer. If you're lucky enough to date her you'll never want to let go.
Paraskevi by IAMANONBIASSOURCE May 9, 2018
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