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pornalise 

To turn ordinary everyday objects or conversation into something of a rather horny nature.

Like an innuendo but a bit different.
I say I need to do some photocopying, he thinks Im sitting on the photocopier,

I say I need to do housework, he thinks Im doing it naked and he can watch on video,

"Do you have to pornalise everything I do?"
pornalise by V G September 10, 2007
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The philosophy and application of accessing genius abilities previously glimpsed in former lives, to facilitate quantum change. An extremely rare gift found in those who have the innate ability to work beyond time and space.
Josephine accessed her client's core wound through portalism and released the past life contract which had held them bound for eons.
Portalism by Josephine Sorciere March 10, 2023

Portalish 

When you play portal 2 and you use the Conversion gel to make a non portal-conductive surface able to have portals on it.
Tim: "I can't put a portal on the wall."
George: "Then i'm gonna portalish it rn!"
Tim: "Thanks!"
Portalish by PiggerGamer October 5, 2019

Portalised 

When you become so stoned you feel like you’ve entered a portal to another world
Just smoked a 3.5, I’m portalised
Portalised by Nortonmcporton October 30, 2017
Porkalist/porky is a wigger
porkalist by dayyyyyyyyyuuyy December 31, 2023

portapiss 

John was being an idiot and making Crack head jokes so his friend called him a portapiss
portapiss by Liloandstich April 23, 2024