pordes 

the bitchiest bitch ever to walk this earth...

man that lady was a pordes!!

pordes by lakstju March 3, 2005

pornesian parrapio 

The best name possible

Jin: What’s your name

Joonie: PoRnEsIaN pArRaPIo

pornesian parrapio by Yeetgang October 29, 2018

Benedek Faszán Pörgés Világnap

Benedek faszán Pörgés Világnap is a national holiday in Hungary, where Hungarians of all political affiliations join to celebrate spinning clockwise at 60 rpm on the dick of Benedek. It is celebrated on the 5th of December and considered to be more important than Christmas by the majority of Hungarians.

V**ce: Most akkor a Benedek faszán pörögjek?
Literally everybody else: No wtf, why would you say shit like that? Its saying things like this why your mother doesn't love you anymore
Hence Benedek Faszán Pörgés Világnap

Benedek Faszán Pörgés Világnap by Wifi11 December 5, 2020

Podestrian 

A person who can be spotted with the iconic white standard iPod earbuds in their ears.

Derived from a combination of iPod and Pedestrian.

I saw 3 podestrians wait for a bus.

Podestrian by aelso January 19, 2005

podestaphile 

A lover of evil retrograde totalitarians masquerading as Democrats, whether in ignorance or with devotion of a serf, or in Illuminati subservience seeking benefits. The word originates from PODESTA which was the title of a regional chief magistrate during medieval times + -PHILE a lover of or preference for the subject of the suffix.
The word's use began during the 2106 US Presidential Election cycle, after the complete failure of the Democratic Party to represent anything approaching democratic principles. Beginning with their superdelegates lording over the people's choice, then came the top down violation of Party neutrality witnessed in the circumvention of the Democratic selection of their candidate by popular vote.

Despite the individual's removal from the primary process, Party loyalists still turned out to vote for someone ON RECORD advocating the fixing of foreign free and Democratic elections to represent Democracy to the world. The truth in her own voice was not what they wanted to hear, even though the rest of the world had heard Hillary say the Palestinian election had to be fixed? Even after being defeated in the general election, a democratic process would not stem such blind devotion to leadership and would drive them into the streets in violent upheaval. A podestaphile loves their leadership in blind devotion with no regard for Democracy, principle or integrity.

That podestaphile rapper, Rick Ross, looks like one too many babies drove him mad enough to say the only thing anyone can say in America that will put you in jail for a long time.

podestaphile by The PaxMacian November 16, 2016

porkestra 

1. The sound made by a large group of fat people. Contains noises of grunting, farting, burping, skin flaps rubbing, with a constant undertone of heavy breathing and wheezing.

2. The sound made by a fat person as they snore while simultaneously farting and burping. Immediately followed by a toxic smell that kills even termites.

Good lord, there are so many lard asses in here it sounds like a porkestra. Uh, and the smell...

porkestra by Ronald Burgandrew April 26, 2010

porfessional 

one who claims to be a professional at something, but has no actual reason to be claiming the title, is known as a porfessional. often artists found churning out large amounts of crap that they purport to be high quality, well thought out and professionally created art are porfessionals.

hey did you see the latest M. Night Shama Lama Ding Dong flick? that guy had some talent for a minute, but now he's just putting out crap writing like any other porfessional.

porfessional by Calamity Brad May 18, 2011