porkestra

1. The sound made by a large group of fat people. Contains noises of grunting, farting, burping, skin flaps rubbing, with a constant undertone of heavy breathing and wheezing.

2. The sound made by a fat person as they snore while simultaneously farting and burping. Immediately followed by a toxic smell that kills even termites.

Good lord, there are so many lard asses in here it sounds like a porkestra. Uh, and the smell...

by Ronald Burgandrew April 26, 2010

Porkistani

Porkistanis are the of Pakistanis who always speak about Muslim Ummah but hate other Muslims and minorities based on ethnicity and religion.They are either hardcore Muslims or Muslims only by tag.They act like white supremacists on the internet towards other South Asians but play victim card in the abroad.They love their army and government so much.They have deep rooted hatred for other Muslims such as Bengalis and Afghans,specially Bengalis as they try to deny the genocide of 1971 and try to address Bengali Muslims as black and short but try to get their sympathy on Kashmir issue which they brag about 24/7.They even show racism based on food habits because they think eating fish is inferior ironically their Chinese masters eat way more fish than any race in the world.

Bengali:....
Pakistani:Haha,we killed y'all.But we are Muslim Ummah.You should stop eating fish as it’s Hindu.Kashmi-
Bengali:Shut up Porkistani.Go and sell your women to Chinese bride markets.

by KodumollaPorkistani May 12, 2022

pocketrat

Annoying dogs that are small enough to be carried in a woman's' purse. These dogs range form quite and pathetic to loud and obnoxious, to ankle bitters, and should be put out of your misery when ever possible.

A wiener dog is not a pocketrat, wiener dogs are cool.

by yorkie stomper April 1, 2008

Porkistan

An alternative parody name for parody nation Pakistan. This name is used by large number of people to describe and mock Pakistan on Social Media as the saying goes "what goes around comes around". Pakistani people insult India by writing it as Endia and hence Indians pay back by Porkistan as Pork is haram in Islam.

Porkistan cannot feed its own citizen and talk about defeating India.

by Kushubaba October 20, 2019

Porkistan

A derogatory term for Pakistan. The term was invented in India, but is widely used nowadays (even by the Afghans!!!) to refer to Pakistan

Porkistan lost to Afghanistan 3-0.

by killerdove June 9, 2011

Porkistani

(Porkistan is another name for Pakistan).

(adj) Porkistani is relating to Porkistan or its people.

(noun) a native or inhabitant of Porkistan, or a person of Porkistani descent.

my wife is Porkistani

by PorkistanMurdabad September 8, 2022

Porkistan

It's a another name to call Pakistan

People of porkistan likes porks very much.

by Pakipakiparedesi September 8, 2019