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Poontang - noun - of or pertaining to the female genitalia;
Example: Go get you some pootang boy.
Pootang by disturbed April 6, 2004

pootang clan 

24 Girls, One Aim - Having It Supersized

They Live By These Few Simple Rules

1. If it’s offered, take it (sexual or otherwise)
2. Stick to the itinerary
3. Protect your buddy
4. Mix your drinks
5. In the wise words of Michael Jackson, “don’t stop till you get enough”
6. Freshen up your poonani
7. Skirts short, heels high
8. Share and share alike (no dibs)
9. If you’re gonna do it, do it: No semi porkings
10. Morals will only hold you back.
11. Free House = Free Pussy
12. NEVER oblige a get down
13. Always Get A Souvenir
14. in the words of DMX 'if you don't wanna party then yo ass gotta go'
15. And above all: No Glove, No Love

(see also 'Pootang Invasion')
'That Pootang Clan is just a big bunch of skets'
'No, they just have it the largest, I wanna roll with those hot chicas!'
pootang clan by Con, Esme, Lizzie December 27, 2007

Poontangerang 

Poontangerang is poontang that you try to throw away, but it just keeps on coming back.
Rick: "Are you and Bethany still together?"
Steve: "You wouldn't think so. I haven't called her in like a week. I even slept with her sister, but that poontangerang keeps peepin' me up!"

pootang pie

In her desperation, Karlita offered him a huge, heaping, steaming slice of her pootang pie.
pootang pie by Jo_Jo February 16, 2004

Pootnage 

Often Referred Of One Farting.

Another word For Fart, or poot.
Jimmy: Why Joo Speaking Pootnage?
Joe: Cuz i ate Beans last night.
Pootnage by CherryPoots November 15, 2010

pootang pat 

V. Lighting a males pubes on fire and putting the fire out by slamming your vagina on it.
Rob: did you hear what happened to Jake's pubes?!
Shania: Mariah did the Pootang pat.
pootang pat by Kayak25 January 13, 2014