Pootage

Footage of a person, or persons, defecating.

Man I just saw the pootage from last night, Duncan was on his stomach spraying diarrhea everywhere!

by Zonal K September 12, 2019

giovanni potage

Giovanni is a precious soup dad from the show Epithet Erased. He is an innocent Banzai Captain and he loves his boys. Gio is a pure boy that deserves all the love in the world. He truly is an adorable babey

Person A: Did you hear that Giovanni Potage was in a bromance?
Person B:Yeah, with Rick Shades!

by i love thick soup January 5, 2020

Portage Central High School

Wack high school in the middle of Portage, MI, filled with a variety of people. Preppy kids, emo kids, fat annoying freshman lineman, “so called hypebeasts,” and many more. Very infamous for the bathroom juuling.

“Yo bruh you went to Portage Central High School right?”
“Yea that shit wack”
“True I cant even take a shit without getting smacked in the face with a cloud of mango smoke when I walk in the bathroom”

by Big Daddy Sach December 26, 2018

Lick Her Postage Stamp

To eat her ass out. Eat booty.

When I get home tonight I’m gonna lick her postage stamp.

by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020

tim pottage

Tim Pottage is a very sexy but narcissistic character from the notoriously sexualized tv drama "What A Meme". He persistently gropes other characters including "Susey McSustits" who ironically proclaims "What A Meme!" whenever Tim Pottage's sexual deviancies provoke other colleagues. Most notably in the Episode "The Kennel Club" Tim is caught dressed up in a dalmation costume flirting with another person, Susey attempts to say her catchphrase but Tim reacts tyrannically, resulting in one of the funniest scenes in television history.

"You're being such a Tim Pottage" Bill said as Ben stroked his leg

by GreatSauce February 9, 2018

Postage Tramp

A promiscuous woman who prefers to wear as little clothing as legally possible while wearing postage stamps as pasties.

Kevin: "Check out that postage tramp by the bar!"
Scott: "I bet she'd handle your package."

by Varnpike September 10, 2014

poopageddon

When you're running late, don't even have time to feed the cat; but you hear the distant sounds of thunder and rage... Next thing you know you're grabbing your stomach and making a daring dash to the porcelain Queen. Bombs are being fired, volcanos erupting (You may even need to double flush.) But you sit there, knowing this may be the end of times, and yet still hoping you'll be on time to work.

You knew poopageddon was here, so you called your mom, and told her how thankful you were to be born, knowing it was the end of times.

by Celeste Greentea March 22, 2019