Pootang

Poontang - noun - of or pertaining to the female genitalia;

Example: Go get you some pootang boy.

by disturbed April 6, 2004

Pootang

Legendary 90s indie combo from St. Albans featuring: Dr. Riff, Cockroach, Snakeman and some other geezers who were instantly forgettable.

Best known for classics such as ‘Beetle Bashing’, ‘Crumpet Barmaid’ and a ridiculously shouty cover of The Clash’s ‘Should I Stay or Should I Go”.

Memorable for the historic gig at the Sandridge Bowl.

Dave: You coming to the Sandridge Bowl to see Pootang, Geoff?

Geoff: Gen up, Dave? Crumpet Barmaid is awesome, I wouldn’t miss seeing those legends, count me in!

by Phoney_Mahoney March 21, 2022

Pootang

Someone that is so unbelievably hot even they're poo has a tang of attractiveness to it. Being overwhelmed by Pootang can result in delirium, madness and hysteria. See example below

note: The person holding the Pootang, must be hotter than your average 'hottie'.

Tom: Man, look at that ass
Connor: Woooooooooooooah, she has the Pootang

*5 seconds later after being exposed to a dangerous amount of Pootang*
Connor: DAVE!!!
Tom: BIEBER FEVER, YEAAAHHH!

by MyNameBeTom January 10, 2011

pootang

Another name for pussy

Friend-No I can't fight him, "I'm on probation"
Me-You Pootang!

by FiLaBoY May 31, 2006

pootang

1.Something a gay man in denial might say.
2.A female genital.

Gay man-I'm not gay I love pootang"
Guy- "Dude why you grab my ass"

by Nunya May 13, 2005

pootang

refers to virgin pussy

hey, that girl's got a pootang!

by Hoe, Bitch, Skank May 13, 2005

pootang

raw deal a pure ripp-off in disguise of something good

dont come round here trying to sell me that pootang you lowlife

by andy blackass April 12, 2006