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poospas

yo, i was all up in that chick's poospas last night
by LP March 26, 2004
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poopascoop

To cup ones fart and swiftly manoeuvre the cupped hand to ones nostrils (or the nostrils of another). Useful in deciphering the health of the bowel and the contents of the previous evenings dindins.
Tarquin: 'Bertie dear boy, my olfactory sense deciphers a hint of truffle in your poopascoop. I also note a forthcoming haemorrhoid.'

Bertie: 'Jolly good show, bang on Tarquers!'
'Oh, and please may I borrow your Preparation H?'
by loufoo December 26, 2011
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poopasfuag

When your dog walks around with its back arched in the pooping position.
Typically occurs when it cannot hold in the poop, but at the same time, cannot find the perfect spot to let it out.
"I hate it when my dog poopasfuags around the grass instead of doing its business already."

"My dog was being so picky about its poop location that it was poopasfuaging for nearly seven minutes!"
by hellopanda October 21, 2012
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poopass

1. An anal region that has residual fecal matter after defecation. This fecal matter persists even after repeated wiping, due to it being caught in hair or continuing to come out of the anus. If due to the latter, it is likely the defecation did not come out whole and was cut short.

2. Someone who is known to have a poopy ass from time to time.
1. Crap I have poopass. No matter how many times I wipe it is still poopy. I need to shower.

2. Husband: Hey hun!

Wife: Hey Poopass, how was your day?
by Poopass1 May 9, 2009
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Poosaster

A combination of Poo and Disaster. Any type of awkward social situation precipitated by the presence of feces.
"I shat my pants at the party. It was a poosaster!"
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Poopasaurus

1. A person that has a considerable amount in poop in his/her pants.

2. Someone that looks, smells, or even tastes like poop.
Person 1: Dude, did u smell Noah back there?

Person 2: Yea dude, he smelled like he had a load of shit in his pants!

Person 1: What a poopasaurus!
by Random Air October 15, 2009
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Poopastink

A loved one who constantly farts in bed and will not waft after the crime has been committed. They also insist on curling a banger when you are in the shower and feel obliged to exhibit their star between their cheeks on a daily basis.
WAFT IT! WAFT IT! Burgh, GOD! You are such a Poopastink!!!
by bonera October 17, 2011
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