pooptistic

a person(s) who are obsessed about poop they sing eat rap with it or about it

Kaden is pooptistic so he sings about poop

by CGYF April 2, 2018

pooptificate

Pondering or thinking while taking a crap

Wife: Oh my god he's been in the bathroom a long time, what is he doing

Guy friend: leave him alone he's trying to pooptificate his next career move at work

by Tbass December 27, 2013

Pootastic

Something that is fantastically shitty

You just recieved a speeding fine! 'Oh just pootastic'

Aren't you happy it is time for work! 'well how Pootastic for me'

by propart June 8, 2009

pooptastic

1. The amazing feeling one gets after taking a massive poo which makes the person feel great.

1. I had the most pooptastic feeling last night.

by The masters of the poo July 25, 2006

ploptastic

Having a really good turd. The satisfaction of having a memorable bowel movement

Man! That crap was ploptastic!

by ROBK November 26, 2013

pooptastic

An amalgam of the word "Poop" and "Fantastic." Something that is so fantastically "poopy" that it is noteworthy. This particular quality invokes feeling not of dismay, but awe. When something is pooptastic, it is unalterable - you must simply walk away.

This software application is utterly pooptastic, I can do nothing with it.

by buceypooh January 30, 2007

Poopstick

A poorly rolled blunt.

Jamie rolled the biggest poopstick ever. We couldn't even smoke it.

by Trittey Cricket September 22, 2013