poontastic

A woman who is so hot all you can think of is having sex with her.

Man, that Heather Locklear is poontastic!

poontastic by Tuchdown November 20, 2002

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Adjective used for describing a woman's vagina which is in immaculate condition and perfectly waxed or shaved as well as clean.

"You know that chick I met the other night? When I took a look downstairs it was poontastic!"

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Anyone who is so hot, tan, buff, etc. that all you can think of is having sex with them.

Man, he/she is so poontastic.

poontastic by ashley h. February 15, 2006

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pahntastic

fantastic but more hardcore, also interchangable for "leet"

derived from the name of guild wars player Pahndha The Panda

Guy 1 : thats a pahntastic fellblade you got there
Guy 2 : thanks man ;D

pahntastic by Cliff Ravir December 10, 2008

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A description for someone good looking enough to be in a decent porno.

Person 1: Wow check out that girl over there! She's hot!

Person 2: Yeah she's pornotastic!

Pornotastic by gamer999 January 7, 2009

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To put off all other activities for the sake of watching pornography.

Person A: Hey, I haven't finished these TPS reports because I can't quit watching porn.

Person B: You know you shouldn't pornasticate.

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A guy or girl addict to the "tang" or vagina.
(poon-a-tick)

Sally don't get involved with Jim he's a poonatic. He gets around.

poonatic by Rebeckletits December 25, 2007

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