poopsticles

Frozen ass gremlins, such as one may get while bar hopping on a cold night in Chicago. Cold/frozen poop particles that result from neglectful ass wiping.

Eek, I think my poopsticles are melting; I'm getting gooch river.

poopsticles by nivri December 10, 2008

poopsticles

Frozen ass gremlins, such as one may get while bar hopping on a cold night in Chicago. Cold/frozen poop particles that result from neglectful ass wiping.

Eek, I think my poopsticles are melting; I'm getting gooch river.

poopsticles by nivri December 13, 2008

poopsicle

Frozen dagger of feces used by hobos to fend off wild animals and ghosts. Also known as a poopshank.

The poopsicle inflicted massive damage and the hobo was able to escape into the night.

poopsicle by HoboShank March 18, 2012

Poopstacle 

poop-stuh-kul

noun
1. When having to poop hinders progress.

I wanted to make the 7:00 a.m. yoga class, but ran into a poopstacle.

Poopstacle by Lindsey_DC May 10, 2015

Pooticles 

Airborne particles of poo left hanging in the air after a typically soft or liquid excavation.

"I went into a trap soon after someone had a huge dump and the pooticles were all over my face and up my nose"

Pooticles by Rosco69 October 2, 2011

poopsicle

a frozen doo doo.

It's so cold outside my labradoodle just made a poopsicle.

poopsicle by palmie g January 23, 2013

poopsicle

If you live up North, where it snows a lot, this is what becomes of what your dog leaves in your yard during the wintertime.

The kids had to be careful making their snowman, so that it would not incorporate any poopsicles.

poopsicle by Kalisiin January 16, 2011