pooprag 

Similar to the hankercheif, it is carried around and used to wipe one's ass. It is machine-washable.

Camper 1: Hey, dude, I have to shit. Mind if I borrow your pooprag?
Camper 2: Sure! I've already used it though...
Camper 1: Sweet.

pooprag by Tim "Pooprag" Johnson November 28, 2004

Poopwagon 

A device to keep poop from smearing on the bottom of the toilet. It carries the poop along the toilet and down smoothly without leaving traces behind thus eliminating any evidence. The poopwagon is accomplished simply by placing a long strip of toilet paper in the water vertically before pooping.

I rode the poopwagon in the bathroom because I didn't want anyone at work to know it was me who had just pooped.

Poopwagon by Megan B August 21, 2007

poopageddon 

When you're running late, don't even have time to feed the cat; but you hear the distant sounds of thunder and rage... Next thing you know you're grabbing your stomach and making a daring dash to the porcelain Queen. Bombs are being fired, volcanos erupting (You may even need to double flush.) But you sit there, knowing this may be the end of times, and yet still hoping you'll be on time to work.

You knew poopageddon was here, so you called your mom, and told her how thankful you were to be born, knowing it was the end of times.

poopageddon by Celeste Greentea March 22, 2019

Pooperage

A somewhat child-safe word for a shitter. Most children aren't allowed to use the word "shit", but "poop" is generally allowed.

An anchorage is an area where ships are allowed to anchor (and where anchoring happens), a pooperage is where pooping happens

I got to go to the pooperage before I skid mark my pants

Pooperage by lowcostsuperhero October 20, 2021

poopagram 

The kind of fart that lets you as well as others that you need to poop.

Dude your ass just sent out the poopagram, you need to get to a bathroom quick

poopagram by akathestickybandits February 16, 2010

Poopvagina 

When you have anal sex with a girl and you suddenly pull it out of her ass and shove it in her vagina...leaving her vagina poop stained.

Oh my gosh kevin the sex was great but...you left me with a poopvagina. I need to go wash

Poopvagina by imma retard April 14, 2009

pooptagious 

(adj.) When you realize you have to dump really bad after the person next to describes how bad they have to poopy or after they run to the bathroom

Now that you mention it, I have to dump like a motherfucker too...boy oh boy squeezing out a few steamy logs must be pooptagious

pooptagious by Sammy Nutt June 27, 2010