Pooperage

A somewhat child-safe word for a shitter. Most children aren't allowed to use the word "shit", but "poop" is generally allowed.

An anchorage is an area where ships are allowed to anchor (and where anchoring happens), a pooperage is where pooping happens

I got to go to the pooperage before I skid mark my pants

Pooperage by lowcostsuperhero October 20, 2021

poomergency

When you will crap your pants if you don't go RIGHT NOW, but someone's occupying the only toilet available.

"Dude, lemme in! It's a poomergency!"

poomergency by monkey_chakra June 6, 2005

poopageddon 

When you're running late, don't even have time to feed the cat; but you hear the distant sounds of thunder and rage... Next thing you know you're grabbing your stomach and making a daring dash to the porcelain Queen. Bombs are being fired, volcanos erupting (You may even need to double flush.) But you sit there, knowing this may be the end of times, and yet still hoping you'll be on time to work.

You knew poopageddon was here, so you called your mom, and told her how thankful you were to be born, knowing it was the end of times.

poopageddon by Celeste Greentea March 22, 2019

poomergency

A sudden, overwhelming urge to poop when there is no convenient bathroom. Poomergencies are known to occur frequently in shopping malls, while driving in the car, and at work.

I had the worst poomergency while walking my dog yesterday. I had to run into a random corner bar to use the facilities.

poomergency by Inthedoorwaylikeadream May 3, 2009

pooperbate 

The act of simultaneously defecating while masturbating.

Jordan: "Where's Matt?"
Andrew: "He went to pooperbate."
Jordan: "Impressive, I didn't know he was a good at multitasking."

pooperbate by JAMS2010 May 29, 2010

Poopetrate 

Poopetrated, Poopetrates, Poopetration, Poopetrating, an act performed by a poopetrator. To commit criminal acts with the use of feces in a manner that is revolting and irresponsible to the rules of social norms, or in a hostile way or in acts of revenge against another or their property.

To poopetrate on another would be to allow one's canine to poop or defecate in another's yard. Acts of poopetration were performed on the neighbors whom the poopetrator did not like. Using his dog's need to defecate as the weapon, my neighbor has poopetrated on my yard. My hidden camera caught his acts of poopetration. Poopetration is not limited to dog feces, but can include any type of feces used to commit a criminal act. This neighbor poopetrates on his neighbor every day by allowing his dog to take a crap on his yard.

Poopetrate by dmar239 March 21, 2013

Poopersede 

1. The act of one's stink in a public bathroom being overridden by the next guy to take a dump.

2. To have another's dump cover the fact that you stunk up the restroom.

3. When someone comes into the restroom to take a shit just as you're wiping.

Broski: Dude, I had Chile con Carne last night and completely blew up the mens room next to the boss' office just now.

Dudemeister: I can never dump at work. I'm too worried everyone will know how foul my shits are.

Broski: Yeah I normally have the same problem but as I was finishing up, Jeff went into the stall next to me.

Dudemeister: That's lucky. Jeff's fat dump is going to totally poopersede your foulness.

Broski: Yeah, and I've been nailing his wife!

Poopersede by Diablo42 April 16, 2013