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A condition involving the backing up of the feces, results in uncontrollable and heavy farting.
Tamara Brownroots: Katie, would you please stop farting!

Katie: Sorry I have poopage!
by Side Pony Sally December 19, 2010
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the act of having bowel movements multiple times in one day, or having one very heavy volume bowel movement, often the result of eating mexican food the night before, or enjoying several ripe apricots. poopage often requires a brief rest afterwards, in order to regain one's composure and dignity.
I should not have consumed so many tortilla chips last night - this morning's bout of poopage made me late for work!
by Jet Brooks June 13, 2013
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Poopage is an event that takes place in an athletic or gaming situation. Poopage occurs when the skilled player/athlete "poops on" the opponent, usually in a manner that the "victim" didn't really have a chance. In Gaming it usually is something like a head shot or a juke move in a sports game. In Sports, poopage would describe a teabagging slam dunk or a nasty stiff arm or juke move.
1.) Me: Hey man watch this replay I do a sickass no-scope, after a pretty nice double kill.
(after we get to that part of the Halo 3 replay.)
Xbox Live Friend: HAHA omg that was insane poopage... you pooped all over that kid! (continued to watch rewind reangle the camera replay it until we were finally done laughing about it).

2.) Holy Crap did you see L.T. shake and bake that guy? That was total poopage! (continued to rewind on DVR and replay it in slowmo etc. etc.)
by Crimson X1I1 October 08, 2007
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Originated in the US Military during the 1990s. Replaces the word shit in a positive role due to the military pushing to eliminate "unprofessional" vernacular amongst a "more professional fighting force".
Staff Sergeant Rangerdaddy says, "Smith you qual'ed expert on the pop-ups? Outstanding! You are the poopage!"
by SFC Smith February 03, 2017
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