pooplight

When it is too dark to walk thru the yard because you can no longer see the dog shit

The delivery guy had to walk up the driveway and use the sidewalk, because it was after pooplight

by Reverend Fister April 5, 2016

pooplicit

A poop so offensive that no one under the age of 17 can watch.

Ahh no, Katie just left the bathroom and its very pooplicit!

by spacebunny November 8, 2007

Polightning

To correct someone who has forgotten their manners.

"Gimme a beer"
"What do you say?..."
"Gimme a beer, please"
"That's right, you just got struck by polightning"

by sandy666 October 22, 2008

Poonlight

Moonlight reflecting off your poon (a.k.a. your vagina).

You: My pregnant mother is giving off poonlight.
Me: How interesting.

by gregben February 27, 2022

Pooplisted

You have been "shit listed" i e no one wants anything to do with you, banned, etc

Shawn was pooplisted for qq'ing his dota match.

by Dr_ugs June 15, 2009

Pooplicate

To pooplicate is to poop two or more turds that look exactly the same. Derived from the word "duplicate."

I just got back from the toilet and I swear I just pooplicated.

by FragdaddyXXL June 3, 2009

poonlighting

A secondary night job that entails making whoopy with a fine piece of ass, or a slampig.

Poonlighting was often Ryan's forte until he got the Herp from a nasty slampig.

by TL0ve1 March 4, 2009