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A poop so offensive that no one under the age of 17 can watch.
Ahh no, Katie just left the bathroom and its very pooplicit!
pooplicit by spacebunny November 8, 2007

Polightning 

To correct someone who has forgotten their manners.
"Gimme a beer"
"What do you say?..."
"Gimme a beer, please"
"That's right, you just got struck by polightning"
Polightning by sandy666 October 22, 2008

Poonlight 

Moonlight reflecting off your poon (a.k.a. your vagina).
You: My pregnant mother is giving off poonlight.
Me: How interesting.
Poonlight by gregben February 27, 2022

Pooplisted

You have been "shit listed" i e no one wants anything to do with you, banned, etc
Shawn was pooplisted for qq'ing his dota match.
Pooplisted by Dr_ugs June 15, 2009

Pooplicate 

To pooplicate is to poop two or more turds that look exactly the same. Derived from the word "duplicate."
I just got back from the toilet and I swear I just pooplicated.
Pooplicate by FragdaddyXXL June 3, 2009

poonlighting 

A secondary night job that entails making whoopy with a fine piece of ass, or a slampig.
Poonlighting was often Ryan's forte until he got the Herp from a nasty slampig.
poonlighting by TL0ve1 March 4, 2009
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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