TL0ve1's definitions

poonlighting

A secondary night job that entails making whoopy with a fine piece of ass, or a slampig.

Poonlighting was often Ryan's forte until he got the Herp from a nasty slampig.

by TL0ve1 March 4, 2009

jungle scoop

Standing up while wiping your ass and looking behind you as you wipe. This is to ensure no creepers come behind you and get all weird.

This was also done in the jungles of Vietnam to prevent attacks from behind you as you wiped.

I had to jungle scoop after taking a shit to protect myself from a Viet Cong ambush.

by TL0ve1 April 3, 2017