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Poopishment
Its a punishment where parents call Punishment-n-Ready Co. and they come and give you a Poopishment. They strap you down to your bed and release anal fluids such as a shart or poop on your face.
Did you hear Jimmy got caught trying to sneak out of his house last night?
No
Well his parents called Punishment-n-Ready and they ordered a Poopishment.
I feel so bad for Jimmy..
No
Well his parents called Punishment-n-Ready and they ordered a Poopishment.
I feel so bad for Jimmy..
Poopishment by TropicThunder19 June 30, 2009
Related Words
poopitude
mike: "hey, johny, hurry up!"
johny: "cool it, dude, i'm on the toilet."
mike: "sorry, what's with the poopitude?"
johny: "cool it, dude, i'm on the toilet."
mike: "sorry, what's with the poopitude?"
poopitude by jack 02116 March 13, 2007
POOPSOME
POOPSOME by billybigbong July 14, 2010
phonisode
1. Digital content viewable only by cell phone, sometimes through limited service providers.
2. A digital short recorded with the video capture capabilites of a cell phone.
2. A digital short recorded with the video capture capabilites of a cell phone.
Poopindering
This morning, I woke up to an upset stomach and ran into the bathroom for good session of poopindering.
Poopindering by Liquidwad May 22, 2014
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